can’t stand those dumb teenagers who insist on using “da” instead of “the” because they think it’s cool. leonardo DA vinci? seriously? it’s obviously leonardo THE vinci, you uncultured swine
This is one of the reasons The LEGO Movie hit wayyy closer to home than Frozen to me. Instead of a problem that only tackles some few, selected people, you can’t deny that at least at one point you have looked at yourself and felt worthless because everyone around you outshines you even in the things you’re good at.
That’s one of the reasons this movie made me legitimately cry in the theater, that, and due to the fact that the moral that accompanies this is much more empowering than just “letting it go”.
And let’s talk about that facial expression at the end like I didn’t know a lego could make me cry.
I feel like it was meant for college students
Let’s also talk about the fact that this message was directed at an insecure, perfectionist adult.
^^^ This is why I think this movie was geared more towards working adults and not kids.
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
I like to think I’m a badass but then I remember that I have to ask my mom to kill spiders for me.
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a person so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
I did not expect this post to end this way.
#why throw up when you can throw a punch
I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.