antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

jolteonerrex502:

brothertedd:

Before and After Video Effects – Movies

Let us take a moment to appreciate all the effects people who create these things and the actors who make you believe them.

nissan420sx:

theskeetman:

wanna play trains? U can sit on my face n ill go chew chew chew :) :) :)

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soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

annemarina:

listening to an album for the first time is weird bc you have to give your full attention to it and you cant sing along 

lolsomeone-actually:

fuck da police

lolsomeone-actually:

fuck da police

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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

seriousjones:

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

4gifs:

Tortoise wants to go on an adventure

4gifs:

Tortoise wants to go on an adventure

yungkawaiiinigga:

my boyfriend equip stats 

  • +70 Strength 
  • +60 fun to chill wit
  • +25% chance critical hit (with tha dick)
  •  increases your inner hoe by 200%
  • -1 time for the bullshit

tooquirkytolose:

~And they lived happily ever after~

This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D