dftba-cumberbabe:

primadonna-blaine:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my friend’s teacher’s first kiss was benedict cumberbatch

^FUCK

goldshirts-tightpants:

little-goose:

Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas

I mean really

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.

THAT’S A STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

elasticitymudflap:

when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of

mareeps:

remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

cauliflowerqueen:

geekscoutcookies:

anakisa:

this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch

they won’t be touching with your man between them

Worth reblogging. Sorrynotsorry.

nuspock:

*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek

sodamnrelatable:

charlalar:

anclrew:

one time i made friendship bracelets for my cat and i

Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?